Insult Shayar, Apman Quotes Sms in Hindi| इन्सल्ट शायरी

Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin,  Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab,  Khuwab me tasvir, Tasvir me sirf aap!  Itna Dar...

Insult Shayar, Apman Quotes Sms in Hindi| इन्सल्ट शायरी


Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, 
Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, 
Khuwab me tasvir, Tasvir me sirf aap! 
Itna Darawna khuwab? Baap re Baap
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Mausam shabab ka, 
nasha sharab ka, 
parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka..
in main sab sey haseen to dekho 
sms parhne wala mendhak hai talab ka ..
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Suno...Mehsoos karo...Badal ki garaj...
Bijli ki chamak...Barish ki ek ek boond...
Tumse Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai????????????????
"NAHA LO".....
EID Bohut door hai :p
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A boy told his friend, 
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai"
..Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai 
ya dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"
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Woh subah ki thandak, 
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle, 
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon.............
Tum kiya jano,
ye to sirf nahanay wale hi jante hai
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Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai, 
Teri tasveer bana dali or 
likha ye pegham hai, 
"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi" 
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai :-)
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Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, 
Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, 
Khuwab me tasvir, Tasvir me sirf aap! 
Itna Darawna khuwab? Baap re Baap
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Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se 
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey..........
Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se 
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey
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Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun, 
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun, 
Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe, 
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.
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Congratulations! Aamir Khan Ne
apni Film K Second part k
 liay aap ko Chun lia hai, 
Jis Mai aap ka Bohat Main Role Hai...
Film Ka Naam hai......
Bayghairut zameen per
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Aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei 
nami hai....
aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi 
aankhon mei nami hai....
NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo
aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!
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Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai? 
Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai...
Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai...
Aap ne kaha: AQAL, Hain,
woh kia hoti hai? :-)
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Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai, 
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
 Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun...
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.
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Jab say tumhain jana hai,
 Jab say tumhain paya hai, 
Har dua main tera hi naam aaya hai, 
Taa kay pochon rab say........
Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?
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Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat hai jatane ki...
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao, 
ise zarurat hai 
dikhane ki...Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
 tumhain zarurat hai nahane ki...
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Hey Dear Kaha ho..Yar Pata Hai 
Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo..Jaldi Aoo Na, 
Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana..
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize 
Tumhein Milna Chahiye.. 
Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion 
Show Jeete Ga ..
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Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga.... 
simple c baat hai, faltu kaam
fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain.
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Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi 
khayal aata hai.....
reh reh kar mujh ko
to bas ek hi khayal aata hai...
woh kambakht na jane kaunse 
sabun se nahata hai!!
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Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chod dia, 
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,
 Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa, 
Aap nay to muh dhona hi chod dia..
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, 
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur
chaar taang paoge.
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Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, 
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
 bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega
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Kisi nay dil badal liya, 
Kisi nay dharkan badal li,
Aap k paas kuch nahin tha 
badalnay ko to aap nay masjid 
main ja kar chappal badal li.
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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! 
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.! 
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
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Ik larki thi deewani si, Mobile lay kay
chalti thi, Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar,
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi,
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se, 
Mujh se poocha karti thi. 
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh ON kaise hota hai?
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Dil nay kaha chalo SMS karo, 
socha"DIL TO PAGAL HAI"...
phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,
Kisko karna hai...
Wo konsa "Normal" hai.
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Jubse tumhe dekha hai, Mera Raat ko, 
Din ko, Subha ko, Sham ko, 
Khate waqt, peete waqt, Sote waqt,
Jagte waqt.............
Hans hans k bura haal hai
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Bohut udas hai har shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se, 
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai 
tere na ane se.
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2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 
3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 
4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur
thoda sa hara dhaniya..Pata hai 
Main kya bana rahi hu?...........
Tumhain ullu!
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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor, 
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey, 
Chuse hue Aam, 
Circus k Retired Bander, 
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai). 
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Tu chand mangay main chand de doon, 
tu raat mangay main raat de doon,
tu dil mange main dil de doon, 
tu jaan mange.............
Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. 
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Arz kia hay, Tumsa koi zamin par
hua to rab se shikayat hogi...........
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to
kayamat hogi.
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Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye...
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho,
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye.. 
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Aap k haath main mobile hai..
Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai...
SMS ki achi khasi File hai...
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...yaar, 
yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?
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Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale 
SMS He Karna...
Take Jab Ap Maro To Log Kahein..
Banda To Beghairat Tha Lekin 
SMS Ache Karta Tha..
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Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo....
                     Jaggooo!........................
Acha tum ho..sorry yaar tum to 
wapas so jao, 
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
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