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Friendship is all about give and take.
You can take the gift I got for
you ONLY if you give an awesome party
in return.
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Don’t worry,
I am right here by your side to
help you mourn the death of your youth.
help you mourn the death of your youth.
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On your birthday don’t
forget to set goals that are sky high,
forget to set goals that are sky high,
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and spend the rest of
the year miserably trying to build
a rocket to get there.
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the year miserably trying to build
a rocket to get there.
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It’s your birthday, and I must say,
you certainly take the cake!
And the ice cream.
And all the rest of the snacks.
Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
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you certainly take the cake!
And the ice cream.
And all the rest of the snacks.
Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
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Happy Birthday on your very special day,
I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
You’re another year older and another year wiser.
So put your brain to work and
figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
You’re another year older and another year wiser.
So put your brain to work and
figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
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You’re older. You’re wiser.
You’re sophisticated.
You’re far too mature to be concerned
with material things like presents.
So just,
You’re sophisticated.
You’re far too mature to be concerned
with material things like presents.
So just,
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The ability to take better decis
ons and s
howing a heightened sense of
responsibility are some of
the typical traits of maturity – except
in cases like yours.
ons and s
howing a heightened sense of
responsibility are some of
the typical traits of maturity – except
in cases like yours.
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I hate most social norms so
I did not get you a birthday gift.
But the only
I did not get you a birthday gift.
But the only
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social norm that I don’t
mind is attending
birthday parties.
mind is attending
birthday parties.
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You think age is a funny thing?
Wait till you look at yourself in the mirror.
Wait till you look at yourself in the mirror.
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If you were a cell phone,
I think it would have been time to give
you an upgrade.
I think it would have been time to give
you an upgrade.
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The good news is that they aren’t teaching
the date of your birth in history classes yet.
The bad news is that means I don’t have
the date memorized.
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the date of your birth in history classes yet.
The bad news is that means I don’t have
the date memorized.
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Is it getting hotter in here,
or is it just all the candles on your cake?
or is it just all the candles on your cake?
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It has been scientifically proven that
too many birthdays will kill you.
too many birthdays will kill you.
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It is older,
but not better!
but not better!
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Napoleon must have been in command since
you were separated from your mother.
you were separated from your mother.
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It’s okay to light the candles on
your birthday cake now;
I’ve already alerted the fire department.
your birthday cake now;
I’ve already alerted the fire department.
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Jack Benny said,
“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.
If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
But in your case, I think it matters;
it matters a LOT!
“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.
If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
But in your case, I think it matters;
it matters a LOT!
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May you live as long as you want to,
and want to as long as you live.
and want to as long as you live.
My birthday gift to you is
the call to the fire department
when you blow out your candles.
You’re welcome!
the call to the fire department
when you blow out your candles.
You’re welcome!
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My friend got me a fossil. I
t reminded me of someone
who has a birthday today.
Three guesses who!
t reminded me of someone
who has a birthday today.
Three guesses who!
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On your birthday,
here are some words of wisdom:
smile while you still have teeth!
Congratulations!
here are some words of wisdom:
smile while you still have teeth!
Congratulations!
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One more year of existence down
the drain.
the drain.
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People say that the good die young,
so I guess that’s make
you an old bad ass!
so I guess that’s make
you an old bad ass!
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Recently I found out which sport
you would have been best at.
Guess what?
It’s the reason so many people
came to your place.
you would have been best at.
Guess what?
It’s the reason so many people
came to your place.
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Remember when 50 seemed old?
If you weren’t so old,
you would!
If you weren’t so old,
you would!
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Smile and laugh as much as
you can while you still have teeth.
you can while you still have teeth.
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Smile, it could be worse…think about
what you’ll look like in ten years.
what you’ll look like in ten years.
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So many candles, such a small cake.
Next year,
may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
Next year,
may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
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So many candles…so little cake.
Some say the glass is half empty.
Others say the glass is half full.
It’s your birthday,
so just drink whatever is in the glass.
Others say the glass is half full.
It’s your birthday,
so just drink whatever is in the glass.
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Some words of wisdom for your birthday:
“Smile while you still have teeth!”
“Smile while you still have teeth!”
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Someone once said that
a true friend remembers
your birthday, but not your age.
I remember both.
Shouldn’t that count for something?
a true friend remembers
your birthday, but not your age.
I remember both.
Shouldn’t that count for something?
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Stop counting the candles and
start thinking about your wishes.
start thinking about your wishes.
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The best birthdays of all are those
that haven’t arrived yet.
that haven’t arrived yet.
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The first mark of aging appears
when you start forgetting things.
In your case, there are no such problems.
You have transcended all the hassles.
when you start forgetting things.
In your case, there are no such problems.
You have transcended all the hassles.
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The older the fiddler,
the sweeter the tune.
the sweeter the tune.
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The only reason you hate your
birthday is because people give you odd gifts,
scary cards with weird messages in them,
and because you’re getting older.
birthday is because people give you odd gifts,
scary cards with weird messages in them,
and because you’re getting older.
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The usefulness of life lies not in its length,
but in its application.
Some counts many years and
yet has only lived a short time!
All the best!
but in its application.
Some counts many years and
yet has only lived a short time!
All the best!
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The younger you try to look;
the older you actually are.
the older you actually are.
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There are lots of good people in the world.
One of them would like to wish
you a happy birthday.
One of them would like to wish
you a happy birthday.
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There were a lot of famous
people born on your birthday.
Too bad you aren’t one.
people born on your birthday.
Too bad you aren’t one.
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They say that with age comes wisdom.
You must be one of the wisest.
You must be one of the wisest.
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Time and Tide wait for no man,
but time always stands still
for a woman of thirty.
but time always stands still
for a woman of thirty.
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Time may be a great healer,
but it’s a lousy beautician. T
rue that!
but it’s a lousy beautician. T
rue that!
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To the nation’s best kept secret;
Your true age.
Your true age.
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Usually people at your age freak out
when they hear their selves called an old man.
Right …old man?
when they hear their selves called an old man.
Right …old man?
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We know that wisdom comes with age.
You see, you don’t have all
the signs of aging!
You see, you don’t have all
the signs of aging!
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We know we’re getting old
when the only thing we want for our
birthday is not to be reminded of it.
when the only thing we want for our
birthday is not to be reminded of it.
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What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
Your age.
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What? You don’t agree?
That’s strange.
You’re the perfect example.
That’s strange.
You’re the perfect example.
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When I die,
I want it to be on my 100th birthday,
in my beach house on Maui and
I want my husband to be so upset
that he has to drop out of college.
I want it to be on my 100th birthday,
in my beach house on Maui and
I want my husband to be so upset
that he has to drop out of college.
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When I have a birthday I take the day off.
But when my wife has a birthday,
she takes a year or two off.
But when my wife has a birthday,
she takes a year or two off.
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When I was born I was so surprised
I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
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Wishing you many more candles and
a cake big enough to fit them all on.
a cake big enough to fit them all on.
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With age comes wisdom.
(You’re one of the wisest people I know!)
(You’re one of the wisest people I know!)
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With age comes wisdom.
You’re one of the wisest people I know.
You’re one of the wisest people I know.
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You age like cheese…
You just keep getting smellier!
You just keep getting smellier!
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You always have such fun birthdays;
you should have one every year.
you should have one every year.
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You are going to need the lungs of
Hercules to blow all
these candles by yourself.
Hercules to blow all
these candles by yourself.
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You are only young once,
but you can be immature for a lifetime.
but you can be immature for a lifetime.
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You get a lot of birthday wishes …
But this is here for the love!
But this is here for the love!
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You have reached the age where all
compliments will be followed by
“for your age.”
compliments will be followed by
“for your age.”
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You have to really be something special!
Today,
3,276,821 people have birthday,
but I was only thinking of you!
Today,
3,276,821 people have birthday,
but I was only thinking of you!
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You know you are getting old when
the candles cost more than the cake.
the candles cost more than the cake.
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You know you’re getting old
when you walk up the stairs
and call it exercise.
when you walk up the stairs
and call it exercise.
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You may not be over the hill yet,
but you have a great view!
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but you have a great view!
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